"Spatchcock" Profile - Drab Olive Stove

 Drab Olive Stove - If you live in the Greenbloom's kitchen, this is the hottest place to be.  Centrally located between food (refrigerator) and lodging (spice rack), it really heats up around dinner time.  WARNING: Both the right rear and front left burners have been red-tagged out of commission, though due to the lack of tag stock, this is not posted.  DO NOT TURN THESE BURNERS ON.  At first they will appear to be working just fine, then they will start to crack and pop and will explode within 20 seconds to 10 minutes if left on.
Welcome to Drab Olive Stove where Spatch, Nugget, Noodle and the others hang out.