"Spatchcock" Character Profile: Spatch

Spatch - Born in Asia and coming to the states by way of Spatula City ("Where folks go for all their spatula needs"), he is property of the Greenblooms of Palookaville, IL. Having come into the newly wedded couple's home as previously owned property of Mrs. Greenbloom (maiden name: Rodriguez, previous married name: Smith, previous stripper name: Chalupa), the rest of the kitchen utensils see him as worldly and sophisticated. Constructed of a single piece of molded extra durable phenolic plastic with a smile that could charm the knobs off the stove, he is...the most interesting spatula in the world.




Thank you for your eyeballs.
- DJ