"Spatchcock" Character Profile: Nugget

Nugget is first and foremost not now - nor has he ever been nor does he intend to be - a chicken. He landed in Palookaville as a Christmas gift from Mr. Greenbloom's first Mother-in-law (Mrs. Greenbloom number 3 is so far in the dark about this). He is Spatch's newest and eternalest bestest friend and is almost exclusively found hanging out at Drab Olive Stove, though making occasional forays into the spice rack (much to the chagrin of his beloved but very hot-headed life partner Noodle). He's often disheartened to have friends he's known for years notice for the first time he has legs but no arms.




Thank you for your eyeballs.
- DJ