"Spatchcock" Character Profile: Noodle

Noodle - Nugget and Noodle came to Palookaville as a pair, and so far Noodle has been able to keep it that way (there was a close call back in '09 when Nugget went through what Noodle thought was an online porn addiction, but what turned out to be a fascination with random how-to videos). They became life partners after several months living together in a moving box at a storage facility near Kenosha, WI. Noodle claims to be taller than Nugget, who insists this is just because of Noodle's shoes. Noodle doesn't have the heart to tell him they don't wear shoes, and since neither can see their feet, the argument is a stalemate.

Thanks for your eyeballs.
- DJ